Due to the popularity of our last caption competition we’ve brought you a brand new one featuring a key member of our security team – ‘Powerful Keith’!

We are delighted to announce that the winner of our latest caption competition is Lesley Hargrave who was clearly so impressed by ‘Powerful Keith’ that she penned him a poem:

Ode to Powerful Keith

He may look dour…
He may look sour…
His hair may need a trim ;-)

He’s on those air waves
Don’t mean the ‘hair waves’!!!
He’s tall… he’s lean… he’s slim….

The stakes are high…
Hey what a guy…
Bet you wish you could be him???

He’s got the power…
To sort that shower…
He’s polite but he’ll never be prim

A proper gent
To pay the rent
Up that rigging you’ll see him shim

He may look glum…
But… what a chum…
The surface he’ll more than skim…

He’s got the look…
Just beam him up…
There’s life up there now… Jim!!

Thanks to Lesley for her entertaining ditty and we hope she enjoys her champagne!

A special mention to Lizzy W for submitting the worst entry, which was not worthy of printing. Lizzy does however win a booby prize of a night out with Powerful Keith.

Lizzy – Keith is looking forward to his evening with you and wants to know where you would like to go?

Please keep visiting this page as we'll be announcing a new, exciting competition very soon with more champagne to be won!